AIM conversation

Ok, so this is a copy of a "conversation" between Cody and a friend of his who just found out that Cody is going to be a dad. The name has been changed to protect the friend ;)

Shaun (3:52:28 PM): good news, bad news
Shaun (3:52:31 PM): are you ready for it?
Shaun (3:53:38 PM): the bad news is that for the first three months you wont get more than one hour of sleep at a time, youll be constantly irritable and angry, and youll probably come close to being fired
Shaun (3:54:25 PM): the good news is...around month 3, just when you're loading three bullets into your revolver, and contemplating double murder-suicide.......he/she starts sleeping through the night, and smiling a smile that will melt every part of you
Cody (3:58:28 PM): dude, the ultrasound is already melting me some
Shaun (3:58:39 PM): yeah thats cool and all
Shaun (3:58:48 PM): first three months is like Hotel Hanoi
Shaun (3:59:51 PM): (Chi Phi campout for three months)
Shaun (4:00:37 PM): then they smile my man
Cody (4:03:24 PM): so a lot of pooping and spitting up in random places after eating food that doesn't smell too appetizing and hopefully no sherriffs stop by?

The sherriff thing is in reference to their campout that they have with the pledges. I thought this was cute and wanted to share with y'all!

Thank you all for your warm wishings! It is very appreciated by this super scared/nervous/excited mom-to-be!